“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”
(Source: youtube.com, via katcoursu)
"I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine."
Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
(Source: coenbrosbeforehos, via katcoursu)
Donna has quickly become my new favorite Parks and Rec character.
(Source: insane-troll-logic, via hellokristen)
Plastic bags in L.A.: 2012 (2.7 billion), 2014 (ZERO)
I talked to a county commissioner if it was possible to ban paper and plastic or charge a nickel per bag. He said there’s some weird Georgia law that makes that impossible. It’s too bad because if it could work anywhere it would work in Athens.
President Obama called SpaceX CEO Elon Musk to congratulate him on the successful launch of the Falcon 9 rocket.
More people need to know who Elon Musk is and why he’s so amazing.
